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Joke of the Day

"I got a joke about u/spez [removed]"

"A Rabbi, a Catholic Priest and a Salesman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: ""Is this a joke?"""

"Hey I figured out why they call it BENGAY! Cause love is hard on the knees!"

"And then alcohol said ""Put that on facebook, it's hilarious."" But alcohol was wrong. So very wrong."

"Omg. The WiFi went off a minute ago so my kids came out of their rooms. They're getting so tall!"

"Wife to her husband:""Why do you stand in the balcony every time I sing classical?"" The husband replies ""So that the neighbors don't think I'm fucking you forcibly"""

"All of my best fantasies include a French maid. She cleans the house while I nap."

"My friend's teacher everyone : Help me please! There's a little plane on my phone and I can't call! Should I call the pilot for him to delete it?"

"Why are all the streets in Paris lined with trees? Because Nazis prefer to march in the shade."