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Joke of the Day

"My friend's teacher everyone : Help me please! There's a little plane on my phone and I can't call! Should I call the pilot for him to delete it?"

"Why do fat girls give great head? Because they have to"

"Three really fat girls were cramped under one umbrella. Why didn't any of them get wet? It wasn't raining."

"You hear about these new trains that can burn any organic matter for fuel? They even run on thyme!"

"My dad is really good at playing hide n' seek! It's been 12 years since we started and I still haven't found him!"

"Best joke I've heard in a while feminism"

"What did the otter say to his girlfriend? ""You are my significant otter."""

"Dog: WHAT IF I'M HERE ALONE FOREVER Dog 911: WHAT WILL U EAT Dog: probably eat the cat LOL Dog 911: LOL"

"I was wondering... since there are great white sharks, how come there aren't any great black sharks? Then i realized even if there were, they probably couldn't swim..."

"[NSFW?] As a guy, I've become very insensitive... because I masturbate too much."