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Joke of the Day

"All of my best fantasies include a French maid. She cleans the house while I nap."

"Why do priests cry during sex? There's no telling."

"I love how racism works they blame black guys for stealing because they can't see anything in the dark"

"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle? A tire."

"What's a tree's favourite composer called? Bach"

"I like my coffee how I like my employees Free and Black (I know this joke is around but I feel like this is the best wording) Don't downvote because it's racist, it's still a joke"

"Having swords for arms was a terrible first wish but it was a genie and I blurt weird things out when I panic."

"Tomorrow is a day of fasting and abstinence for many denominations. So I guess that means no meat of ANY kind."

"Why did the sushi cross the road? Sushi could get to the other side."

"what happens when the world stops existing,when all the stars and planets don't exist anymore? Half life 3 will go into early development."