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Joke of the Day
"Where the hell were these teachers that bang their students when I was in high school?!"
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"Sexist Joke: What does Big Foot, the tooth fairy, and a book full of female inventors have in common? None of them are real."
"When Leo said, ""To all my friends, you know who you are"" he was talking about the bear"
"Why do Jewish men have to be circumcised? Because a Jewish women wont touch anything unless it's 20% off."
"Two cows are standing next to each other in a field... Daisy says to Dolly, ""I was artificially inseminated this morning."" ""I don't believe you,"" says Dolly. Daisy exclaims, ""It's true, no bull!"""
"What is Jared Fogle's favorite meat in his Subway subs? 9 year old weiners"
"*steps on a Lego* *shouts a bunch of obscenities* Son: *walks in* is football on?"
"Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus."
"My roommate is a chemistry major, and plays the organ.. One could say that he's an organic chemist."
"Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy."