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Joke of the Day

"Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy."

"Why was Jimmy Glasscock bad at hide and seek? You could always see him coming."

"Look, I might not take a bullet for you but I'd push someone else in front of you which is practically the same thing."

"""Visa... it's everywhere you want to be."" Visa is in Halle Berry's ass?"

"Why was the lumberjack executed? He committed treeson."

"I am going to make millions when I finally finish developing this iPhone app that tells you when the traffic light turns green."

"Two blondes walk into a building... You'd think one of em would have seen it! Ba dum tss"

"My daughter asked me to help her find a job because she's learned enough in school. She's 5."

"What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist? A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats."

"Artistic people of Reddit, what is being artistic really like? And can I get fries with that?"