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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a musician off of your porch? You pay for the pizza."
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"The United States has such bad luck It's almost as if it was build on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds."
"Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's crash headfirst into this guy going 80 mph's windshield."
"The junkie tried but couldn't quit All of his efforts were in vein"
"What does Jean Valjean use to listen to music? Cosettes."
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"What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common? They both say insert Bill"
"What did they egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard. I just got laid."
"When interviewer asks to describe yourself > Interviewer1: Describe yourself > Interviewee: HIRED > Interviewer2: [Whispers] Holy shit can she do that?"
"My phone just replaced the word ""killed"" with ""kilt."" Well plaid, phone... Well plaid."