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Joke of the Day

"In case you wondered, Fathers Day is to thank Dad for nailing your mother. Mothers Day is to thank Mom for not swallowing you"

"How does a Jewish guy make beer? Hebrews it."

"I'll take a Clooney, and 2 Upton's please. Turned to my wife and said, ""Amazon is buying Twitch for 1 billion. She said ""the dancer?"" . . yea hun, the dancer."

"Maybe the ocean is so salty because the land doesn't wave back"

"Greeks are not impressed with an international bailout scheme Declaring it to be a Mickey Moussaka plan."

"Easiest way to break into a moble home in a trailer park is to use a can opener."

"Never trust a depressed elevator. It'll only bring you down."

"What's the difference between a brothel and a circus? Your mother never ran away to join the circus."

"What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college? Bison."

"Although it sounds like it could be a good one, Pissflaps is a terrible name for a bar & grill"