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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a fat girl into bed ? Piece of cake"
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"What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half."
"My wallet is like an onion. When I open it.. it makes me cry."
"Life is too complicated in the morning."
"LGBT Girl Scout Leader Arrested She was thrown in jail for eating Brownies."
"[leans over to kid watching Planet of the Apes in the theatre] Call them monkeys one more time & see what happens."
"What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool."
"Chuck Norris opened the Ark of the Covenant and kept his eyes open. The Ark melted."
"After my vasectomy I thought I couldn't get my wife pregenant Apparently it just changes the color of the baby"
"Donald and Hillary walk into a presidential debate. And America walks out"