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Joke of the Day
"What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half."
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"Today my friend got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes"
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"What does a baby computer call his father? Data."
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"What's the difference between a VA Nurse and a bullet? A bullet only kills once."
"Lost Wallet I thought my dad would be angry when I told him I had lost my wallet, but he told me not to worry, that it was in my genes."
"How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong."