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Joke of the Day

"[leans over to kid watching Planet of the Apes in the theatre] Call them monkeys one more time & see what happens."

"What do you call a Moroccan candy distributor? Fez dispenser."

"Two birds are sat on a perch, when one says to the other.. ""Do you smell fish?"""

"How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian? [dereted]"

"My girlfriend says that having a small penis isn't an issue in our relationship.. I still wish she didn't have one though."

"For those of you that have been to a casino, whats the difference between Craps and Poker? ..I don't take pokers on your chest!"

"Which computer is the best at singing? A Dell."

"TIL that Geneva has the biggest meeting place for Homosexual scientists in the world. It's called the ""Large Hardon Collider"""

"Pineapple & Semen Isn't it odd that pineapple makes semen taste good, yet semen makes pineapple taste like shit. Credit to Harris Wittels"

"What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas? Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet."