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Joke of the Day
"What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy!"
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"Abstinence-only education... Was the first time I got screwed."
"A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender says ""what'll ya have"" Seal replies ""Anything but Canadian Club."
"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It isn't hard."
"How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads? Chasing parked cars."
"What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids? Jose and Hose-B"
"The other day someone said my clothes looked gay... I told them they got out of the closet just this morning."
"*Pauses Titanic during the most romantic part* *Turns to GF* ""You know, Contra was really easy. But I still liked using the 100 life code"""
"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a table, and a chair"
"Husband is leaning dangerously out of window whilst he cleans it. Only thing stopping me from shoving him out is that he cleans the windows"