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Joke of the Day

"Husband is leaning dangerously out of window whilst he cleans it. Only thing stopping me from shoving him out is that he cleans the windows"

"Snail 1: Are you male or female? Snail 2: Yes Snail 1: Me too! [they kiss passionately]"

"What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !"

"What do you call a game of basketball between two Mexicans? Juan on Juan."

"I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any."

"Wheres the best place to hide a body? Page 2 of google search results"

"Did you hear about that guy who was crushed by his Honda? Police say he died of his own Accord."

"I think I'm just going to date procrastination... It just makes sense, it's been fucking me every day since high school."

"What do you call a milf barista? Joe Mama"

"A lorry load of wigs has been stolen from down town. Police are combing the area."