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Joke of the Day
"What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids? Jose and Hose-B"
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"(DARK) Why do mathematicians love Hitler? He had the Final Solution."
"How many eggs does a Frenchman need? One, because that's an Oeuf."
"What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife? He gets hammered and she gets nailed."
"I shall plucketh thine eyes from ye skull and make kebobs but with bendy straws instead of skewers cuz those are dangerous"
"MATH Q: 5 friends wanna split a $50 dinner. But Josh wants a separate check bc his thing was $2 less. Really, Josh? This is y nobody likes u"
"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar!"
"What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium? A fowl !"
"Don't ever let anybody outshine you in life. If that means arriving at someone's funeral in a casket, then so be it."
"You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Banana"