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Joke of the Day
"What do you call chips that aren't yours? Nacho chips"
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"Bush Senior broke his neck He was trying to show Jeb Bush how to dodge wrenches, hey Jeb if George can dog a shoe then I can dog wrench!"
"Customer: I think I've got a bug in my computer. Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise? Customer: Yes. Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!"
"What do you call a room with no walls? A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place."
"*opens fortune cookie* there's rice on your face *grabs wifes and opens it* still there *grabs one from next table* I can do this all night"
"I wanted to shave my testicles... But I didn't have the balls."
"Cease & desist to all of Reddit I've trademarked PLAGIARISM and seek to protect my trademark from infringement."
"Passwords: Outlook- work1234 Aol- kidsnames home alarm- anniversary Twitter- supercalifragilist{middlename}espialido{graduationyear}cious"
"Always bring a stopwatch to church, guys. You want the girl that spends the longest amount of time in confession."
"My 2 year old loves Hello Kitty. My 6 month old, on the other hand, is really into Hello Titty."