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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between eating out pussy and drinking American Beer? Pussy only tastes like piss in the beginning."

"[SCIENCE FAIR] ME: It's a Pez dispenser, but for hot Pop-Tarts. PRINCIPAL: This fair is for kids. OTHER PARENT: Shut up, let him finish."

"2 bats hanging on a branch Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, ""Do you recall your worst day last year?"" The other responds, ""Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"""

"A Wookie, a Stormtrooper, and Boba Fett walk in to a bar. They sit down and Boba Fett turns to the trooper and says, ""I think that was the first time one of you guys actually hit something."""

"How do Protestants like their orange juice? without Pope"

"'C' has just been promoted to the second letter of the alphabet! However R & D believe the rise in C levels will result in a loss of B's."

"What did Sushie A say to Sushi B? Wasa-B! Let's roll."

"Bad news is I'm not fluent in Starbucks. Good news is I ordered a skinny Latin, and Marc Anthony is a real sweetheart."

"The wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof."

"What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table!"