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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between eating out pussy and drinking American Beer? Pussy only tastes like piss in the beginning."

"It was definitely Adam and Steve - what kind of straight man hangs out in a garden??"

"COP: So what happened? ME: He stole my watch & ran away down the road COP: Can you describe it? ME: It's like a big path that cars drive on"

"As I mentally undress you my OCD kicks in and I mentally fold all your clothes."

"I'm a feminist A woman should be allowed to make a sandwich wherever she wants"

"Do you know what moth balls smell like? How'd you get their little legs apart?"

"What did the pedophile from Ireland say? Irish I was a little boy."

"Q: What is hard six inches long has two nuts and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar"

"So the jerk store called and they're running out of HB2!"

"So I finally figured out how click bait works..."