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Joke of the Day
"What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table!"
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"What's black and doesn't work? Decaf, you racist sons of bitches."
"How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens? With a crowbar."
"Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?"
"A rock flying through the hemisphere is called an Asteroid. A lump on your ass is called a Hemorrhoid...... If you think of it,Shouldn't it be the other way around?"
"I feel sorry for Piers Morgan. He's basically Piers Morgan, trapped in Piers Morgan's body."
"Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma? It took him forever to get her off that street corner."
"If Microsoft releases a car... If Microsoft releases a car called Win10 . The same car would fit all size of drivers, from ants to Whales."
"Where do bears go after smoking some weed? Hibearnation"
"My doctor told me to examine my faeces every time I go to the toilet in order to monitor my health. But my bathroom is so dark, I can't see shit."