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Joke of the Day

"Greek yogurt Its just not as rich as it was before"

"I received a request to go and fix a broken handle on a window. It turned out to be a crank call."

"I was raised as an only child. My siblings took it pretty hard."

"During pelvic exam: Dr.: Your cervix is very high. Me: OMG, weed affects your cervix too?!"

"How to rid yourself of geeks [**star wars spoilers**] thats how"

"What do you call someone with no body and just a nose ? Nobody knows"

"Did you know that no Pokemon is born racist, they have to be taught that [whispers to Pikachu] grass types are lazy"

"I cannot stand sitting beside a racist person. because its impossible to sit and stand simultaneously.."

"Yo mama so fat.. I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."

"Some say global warming is caused by an increase in greenhouse gases, but I know that's a cover up for the truth: too many hot local singles"