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Joke of the Day

"Why was the restaurant called ""Out of this World""? Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects."

"Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch? Because they have no attachments."

"What do you call a black man visiting a zoo? a family reunion"

"A man drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes bends"

"Me: I was so happy before I lost my forearms in that shark attack Therapist: How do you feel now? Me: With my elbows"

"What was Thriller really about? A negromancer."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? ...a rip off."

"There are 2 types of people in this world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"two Penguins Two penguins went to the bakery and asked for bread. The baker asked: do you want white or brown bread. then te penguins replied: it doesnt matter because we came on our scooter."

"Willie Nelson's public statement regarding being caught with a bag of marijuana recently: ""It's a good thing I had a bag of marijuana. If it had been a bag of spinach, I'd be dead by now."""