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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? ...a rip off."

"Oh, you asked if I had a perfect BEACH body. Now I see why you were confused when I said ""Yes, I'm round, ripe & covered in fuzz."""

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a licensed six offender."

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her pussy? Only 20% of the things that came out of her pussy were retarded. /r/imgoingtohellforthis ?"

"A long time ago, I thought of a soda joke. I'd share it with you, but I'm afraid I think it'd fall flat."

"Boss Like Diaper A Boss is like a diaper, always on your ass and usually full of shit"

"What do Mexicans write in school? Essays."

"What do you call a fatality that results from friendly fire in a gang war? Homiecide"

"REPORTER: how does it feel that ur tweet got like 0 favs? ME: it made me laugh so I dont think its so bad R: how does it feel 2 be wrong tho"

"Just realized I only had one meal today. One, thirteen-hour meal."