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Joke of the Day

"I kicked my wife off the bed when she was fast asleep to show her the man of her dreams couldn't save her."

"Dear students, I know when you're texting Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, your teacher."

"My wife refused to do anal. She said she had a Boo-T-I."

"What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent? A pteredacted."

"The reason I love mushrooms Cause just like mushrooms... I'm a fun guy."

"What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire? Mourning wood"

"[nsfw] I knew a girl who had a miscarriage while taking a shower It was the worst baby shower ever"

"My new computer is so fast that I told them to deliver it next Monday and it's here already."

"YO momma so nasty... She pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh."

"What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large"