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Joke of the Day
"My new computer is so fast that I told them to deliver it next Monday and it's here already."
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"[catching breath at friends house] I was being chased by a bike cop so I threw up a left turn signal but actually turned right and it worked"
"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three. His left ear, his right ear, and the final front ear."
"Frizzy hair? Coconut oil No shaving cream? Coconut oil Dry skin? Coconut oil Relationship problems? Coconut oil Bad credit? Coconut oil"
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall. It depends on how hard you throw them"
"TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a BDSM convention with a woman who was wearing the same leather mask Whoops, wrong sub"
"Why couldn't the candle get any sleep? Because there's no rest for the wicked."
"Sooo much pressure as a woman to not have a mustache."
"Why would you go to a psychiatrist? When you can just kill yourself"
"Why don't prison inmates just use liquid soap?"