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Joke of the Day

"I hate when her husband comes home early. She says I'm the pool boy. And I spend the next few hours cleaning the pool. This is BULLSH!T!"

"A recent study has found that woman who carry little extra weight live longer then the man who mention it"

"I'd just like to thank the sidewalk For keeping me off the streets"

"What's the difference between a knife, and an argument with a female? A knife has a point..."

"Sex is like ping pong. I suck at it."

"My best mate is called Tiba. Sometimes, I think he's a bit backwards."

"What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage? You may now ""hiss"" the bride."

"Cats make the best boyfriends because they're soft, loyal, and won't claim they're straight but then turn gay after one lousy date, BRENT!"

"What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? ""Some asshole has my pen!"""

"How do you get whole race to hate you? Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)"