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Joke of the Day
"What did Hillary say when she lost? Putin end to my life."
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"I recently watched the news medias report on the presidential coverage. That's the joke."
"If you don't have anything nice to say I would probably enjoy spending time with you"
"This specimen cup tastes like Coors Light."
"Snatch, twat, fanny, cunt, pussy, box, split-arse, and of course vagina. Just a few of the names I have given to my cats."
"Orange Jews 100% Concentrated."
"Cop: You doin drugs? ""No"" Cop: Whatya smokin? ""Pot"" Cop: THATS DOING DRUGS ""Ohh I thought you meant like [whispers] having sex with drugs"""
"At this point journalism school probably boils down to, ""Just say what everyone tweeted."""
"I have this idea tell me what you think? I say that we start the NBDBL (National blind dodge ball league) and then televise it. What are your thoughts on this?"
"How does a German call an Irishman? Komm, Sean!"