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Joke of the Day

"How Long is a chinaman"

"All I ask is that when I'm murdered, you make my chalk outline four sizes smaller."

"Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window? Because it was too froggy outside."

"What's great about Trumps' little hands? Objects may appear larger when being held."

"Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business? He accepted eternal returns."

"What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !"

"[Playing piano to impress a Russian girl] ""Do you like it?"" Her: That's sheet music ""Yes, it is."" Her: Now excuse me, I huv to take a sheet."

"How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers."

"What's the diffence between a thong and a bandsaw? Nothing... Just one inch of a slip with your finger and you're in deep shit in both cases."

"Missing LSD tablets Hey Gran, you haven't seen my tablets, they're labelled LSD. Gran: Fuck your tablets, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen!"