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Joke of the Day
"All I ask is that when I'm murdered, you make my chalk outline four sizes smaller."
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"A couple are having trouble with their marriage... Wife: We used to have something special Jon! Something rare and precious! What happened to that? Husband: You spent it all dear."
"How come I didn't get upset when the Indian restaurant got my order wrong? It was a Naan issue"
"bollywood horror movies are just bipasha basu doing a item no. with a third world actor"
"I went to an airport the other day. As I was about to catch a plane, I thought ""My dog would be proud."""
"My girlfriend and I broke up because of a difference in religious beliefs. She didn't believe I was God."
"When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on."
"You know what they say about men who wear dress shoes... They have no soles."
"Did you hear Apple is going into the wine business? Their vineyard will produce every varietal of wine... except ports."