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Joke of the Day

"Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms."

"Why does China hate Digimon Fans? Because they recognise Ty won"

"Long-time lurker, first time poster and I had this really great gay joke I wanted to share with you guys Butt Fuck it."

"People call me the most disoriented U-boat captain of the 20th century... Oops wrong sub."

"Me: Have a taste of your own medicine *I force the pills the Dr. prescribed for me down his throat* Me: WHO HAS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION NOW?!"

"I'm inventing a new holiday where you take back one gift you previously gave someone."

"How do you cure a mute coworker? Tell them a secret"

"You can lead Narcissus to water..."

"Velcro sanitary towels... They're a bloody rip off"

"Thinking outside the box is dangerous... Because that's where all the cats leave their poo."