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Joke of the Day

"Math Joke. There are 10 types of people. Those who know that this joke is in hexadecimal and F the rest. Credit: Numberphile"

"What's Scoobys birthstone? Ruuuubbbby?"

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb Exactly one. They are efficient... and have no humor."

"Why are black people so tall? Their knee grows"

"What do you call a gust of wind full of sand? A rough draft"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. lol :P"

"""After last week's scare with Jeremy, the new first rule of Fight Club is absolutely no peanuts or snacks containing peanuts."""

"Shakira molests air and calls it dancing."

"*makes snow angel motions in bed every morning tryna find phone*"

"My daughter got a sticker from her teacher that said 'resilient tortoise.' I've sent her in with one to give in return, 'patronizing hippo.'"