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Joke of the Day
"Rumor has it that the Canadian immigration website crashed because.., Amy Schumer was on it"
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"I hate the French They give me the Crepes"
"GOT MY MIND ON MY MONEY AND MY MONEY ON.. mmy mind.? but thats on my money, my money cant b on it, [concertgoers start whispering nervously]"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she flirted with the road's husband."
"My wife and I just had a daughter and named her JuneJulyAugust. We call her Summer for short."
"eer booze and fun!' 'Sign seen in a bar: ""Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."""
"What do you call a boat that looks like a penis? A Freudian ship"
"Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo? A: Write 'pp espressivo'."
"What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending? He grabs a hoe."
"Girl, you're just like hell... because I'd kill to enter you."