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Joke of the Day
"I'm jealous of Santa... ...he can yell ""hoe hoe hoe"" at anyone and get away with it."
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"Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs? because they are very touching"
"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everybody. A bitch sleeps with everybody but you."
"A cop pulled me over and said 'papers' I said 'scissors' and drove off. I win."
"LPT: Never take advice from people on Reddit. Not even this."
"""Favorite"" seems like a strong word. There should be a button that's more just ""Hey, fun Tweet. This is fun. We're having fun."""
"I only had 3 goals in Monopoly as a kid: Dog game piece Boardwalk and Park Place. Steal your money when you go to the bathroom."
"I plan to swim all the way to Paris my friends think I'm In-Seine."
"Why was the Egyptian kid confused? Because his daddy was a mummy"
"Why was the little ink blot so unhappy? Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be."