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Joke of the Day
"How are babies and strippers alike? They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home"
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"Wrote this while waiting for a burrito in 2009 What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony? One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it."
"If i told you a joke about a woman who had wooden breast enlargements.. It would need a good punch line - wooden tit?"
"Thank god we don't send messages with pigeons anymore. Where would I find 200 pigeons every day?"
"Why do American tourists talk so loudly? So that they can hear each other over their clothes"
"Why do Black people prefer big asses? Because they have a bigger machine to ride ( )"
"Your mama is so poor She voted for Bernie Sanders! Bern!"
"What idiot invented fire blankets? You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames."
"What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates? I'll be goddamned."
"Im trying to get into classical music... ...but I cant find any original recordings. All the music is performed by cover bands."