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Joke of the Day
"How are babies and strippers alike? They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home"
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"Are you Finished? [X-post from Funny] Its a joke/comic thing. This is it--> http://imgur.com/GskWG"
"Beginning to worry that, on my deathbed, I'm going to be just lying there, refreshing twitter."
"Martin Shkreli's life was such a joke he was born on April 1st..."
"What laxative did the constipated man ask for? Poop-ease"
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.."
"The Viking God Thor comes to Earth... and spends all weekend shagging a woman with a harelip. On Monday morning he says to her ""I am Thor"". She replies ""you're thor, I can't even pith!"""
"What do you call a wino eating grapes? Impatient."
"What's the worst thing about being black and jewish? Having to sit in the back of the oven."
"Why did Bill Cosby go to the gynecologist? He heard they carried rape kits."