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Joke of the Day

"To the Chicago Cubs Thanks, you've doomed us all."

"Did you guys hear about the scandal with the South Korean president? She did the right thing and accepted Seoul responsibility."

"Girlfriend and I placed a bet to see who was better at Super Smash Bros for the N64 I beat her so badly! I do wish we had a chance to actually play a race before I had to take her to the hospital..."

"What's the difference between you and an egg? An egg gets laid."

"What does Lamar Odom have in common with a hooker? Excellent ball control."

"What's the worst thing you can call a black person?.. Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor"

"I know how to pronounce worcestershire until I see it written."

"Remember when the Backstreet Boys sang 'Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely' and then we all showed them for the rest of their lives?"

"My neighbors look so happy. We can fix that."

"Last Night my Fiance asked me to tell her something sweet Me "" Hey I'm never gonna give you up... never gonna let you down..."" Her ""That's it the engagement is off. Goodnight."""