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Joke of the Day
"Stop calling Donald Trump ""Hitler"" Really, Hitler doesn't deserve to be slandered like that!"
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"I lost my voice so basically I'm every mans dream girl right now."
"2 atoms walk into a bar One atom says to the other, ""Oh no, I've lost an electron!"" The other asks ""Are you sure?"" To which the atom replies, ""I'm positive!"""
"What do you call a woman who thinks she can do everything a man can do. Carol."
"What does a Pirate say on his 80th Birthday? Aye Matey!"
"Q: Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? A: They're making headlines!"
"I'm gonna create chaos in my neighborhood by putting giant bows on all the cars the night before Christmas."
"What do you call a bug that vanishes? A non antity."
"Today I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof I was shocked!"
"What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak. What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom."