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Joke of the Day

"I cut my little finger today... ... because I didn't like the way it looked."

"What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint? McLady."

"The orphan sat there, apparently. Get it? A-parently."

"Did you guys hear about the new death camps in North Korea? No you didn't. You haven't heard anything. Long Live the Democratic People's Republic of Korea."

"FACT: Once he became a knight, Sir Ian McKellen could only move in an ""L"""

"Cry if you missed someone. Try to shoot them again before they leave."

"What do you call white people sitting on a bench The nba"

"Last week, a girl at a local bakery backed into the bread slicer... Disaster."

"What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him? Hexagon."

"LPT: Laminate your index cards when studying. Not only does it prevent smearing, but the teardrops actually roll right off."