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Joke of the Day

"I swear to God guys.. OP is not a faggot"

"BREAKING NEWS: Overworked Janitor Sweeps the Nation."

"Did you hear about the hipster with heatstroke? He got it before it was cool."

"I recognize that Rome wasn't built in a day but I'm not trying to build Rome, I just want to to enjoy onion rings without gaining weight."

"Today I got told I am condescending....... That means I talk down to people"

"I'm most productive at work when I'm in the bathroom. It's where I get shit done."

"I saw a church's sign say ""God is my Facebook."" Does that mean two men can poke each other on God?"

"Saw my ex today getting beaten by 5 guys so I went there to help She couldn't stand against the six of us"

"A friend in need is a friend indeed, but a friend' that is ALWAYS in need is getting on my nerves."

"What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book? The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss"