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Joke of the Day
"They should make a reality TV show called, ""Jersey Shore meets Shark Week"""
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"i imagine having sex with bill cosby is alot like a Ronda rousey fight. it's terrifying, some poor girl ends up being unconscious, and it only lasts about 30 seconds"
"My stages of drunk: 1) ""Everybody, watch this!"" 2) Prison"
"What's an Arab man that drives a bus An otto-man"
"Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco? He was dyslexic."
"What do Donald Trump & the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs."
"Jews where do you send a jew with ADD...... wait for it... A concentration camp"
"How do you circumcise a redneck... Uppercut his sister in the jaw."
"I have an L shaped sofa lowercase"
"My friend grabs something in my pocket It was deez nuts"