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Joke of the Day
"Does anyone have any good programming jokes?"
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"Translator: We changed the Bible verses forbidding happy marriage to say gay marriage. King James: Same thing, what could possibly go wrong?"
"I like stuffed animals. Oven baked with breadcrumb stuffing."
"I'm gong to start calling my dick ""The Cartridge"". Women keep wanting to blow it."
"My family used to be in the steal and iron business My dad would steal and my mom would iron."
"4-yr-old son gave smartest answer ever to ""How do you know if something is art?"" ""People tell you."""
"How to stop, drop and roll if you are drunk. If you're drunk, it's not called the stop, drop and roll. It's called the stop, drop and stop rolling around so your drunk friend can piss on you."
"What do Popeye's fingers smell like? Olive oil."
"Sometimes people ask me why I don't wear a watch. It is because I just don't have the time."
"Walked into a very expensive restaurant, sat down, was handed a menu. Comic Sans. Got up and left. Life is hard."