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"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black..."
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"The last time I saw my friend Peter he was counting. ""75, 76, 77..."" he said, as he began to walk away. I don't know what he's up to now."
"I hope my memory foam mattress doesn't remember the man in my bed last night and tell my boyfriend."
"If blacks have the race card, women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump card."
"A man walks into the shop of a psychic barber Barber: Say no more"
"Hey, how about making a normal fucking face when you sing?"
"Every vote counts! Unless you forget to post your I voted sticker on Facebook, those ballots get thrown into an incinerator."
"My love comes with more terms and conditions than iTunes."
"What did Who the clown use as his clown horn? Who nose?"
"What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine."