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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the triple-amputee who pitched in the majors? He was slow around the bases, but that boy had an arm on him!"

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"I lost my to-do list I don't know what to do"
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"""every family has that one huge weirdo"" ""NOT MY FAMILY!"" I shout as I quickly exit the room, my six ducks on leashes in hot pursuit."
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