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Joke of the Day

"If Jason Bateman was a Jedi... I would call him Master Bateman."

"What do you call an attractive black mom? Chocolate Milf"

"I warned my friend that the girl he was taking home looked underage, but he said... ""If there's grass on the field, I'll play."""

"HER: Impress me. ME: I own a record label- HER: Ooooooo ME: er. A record labelER. It makes labels for my Abba vinyls."

"I bought some super sensitive condoms a few months ago and they won't stop crying because I don't use them."

"How does a black woman fight crime? By having an abortion"

"How is Budweiser like Making Love in a Canoe? It's Fucking Close to Water."

"I hope Donald Trump becomes president. That way we can impeach him and all of USA can tell him ""you're fired""."

"My husband and I both have colds but only his is really really bad."

"Women are like tornadoes They're cool to look at in pictures but when you see one in person its ""holy shit what do I do?!"""