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Joke of the Day

"Congratulations on being hired by Super Cuts & welcome to day 1 training. Let's get started These are called scissors *collective aww*"

"What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm? Beets by Dre"

"""Oh hey there, didn't recognize you with your cap on,"" I say flirtatiously to my toothpaste."

"What did the Scientologist play on his Wii? Xenublade"

"AI walks to the human AI: ""I relieve you, sir!"" Human: ""I am relieved."""

"Why did the vibrator go to the bar? To catch a buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

"What did one tonsil say to the other? Get dressed, the doctor is taking us out tonight!"

"Why did the pirate become a tenor? Because he has a lot of experience on the high C."

"Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What does it spell then !"

"Fact: If you sneak away to fart loudly in private and get caught by some innocent person walking by, you have to now hate that person."