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Joke of the Day

"Congratulations on being hired by Super Cuts & welcome to day 1 training. Let's get started These are called scissors *collective aww*"

"I saw a really nasty wreck on the way to work this morning... ...wish I had had time to pick her up."

"What do racists say during sex? ""Hard R! HARD R!"""

"WOMEN Woo men."

"Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone"

"Who won the first Tour de France? The Panzer SS 1st Division"

"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Dinosnore! PS: Caillou is the BEST show ever."

"A black mom has six kids all named Leroy. She tells them apart by their different last names."

"I tried to teach my grandma how to eat noodles with chopsticks She accidentally made a sweater."

"Pickup lines for old people: Grandpa: Hey baby, you better call life alert, cause I've fallen for you and can't get up."