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Joke of the Day

"I'm putting together an acting troupe of dogs. It's called..........................................................................*Dramatic Paws*."

"How does a one liner hurt its readers? With its punchline"

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane A pilot you RACIST!"

"How was Rome cut in half? With a pair of Caesars."

"What's a pedophile's favorite musical key? A minor Hahahahahaha I'm making music flashcards and I'm soooo bored :/"

"I heard my idiot friend talk about inequality the other day and I couldn't help but draw some parallels. :)"

"The difference between a gay guy and a fridge... The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned? A bunch of sissies."

"You can tell a lot about a person by their car.... For example, if it's in a ditch, it's a woman."

"What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood? ""You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"""