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Joke of the Day
"What kind of father names their child Adam? A scientist."
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"Why was the pencil teacher always confused?"
"What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree? A Country"
"""Must you lick the knife?"" ""Sorry,force of habit"" I said ""Loads of people do it though, don't they?"" ""Yes, but not during surgery, Doctor"""
"What do you get when you goose a ghost? A handful of sheet."
"CW: It's 11:11 make a wish. Me: I wish I could throw a clock at your face."
"The power of art = theory. The power of power = praxis. The the of the = philosophy."
"I'm glad I'll never know the pressure a black guy has when ""shooting"" garbage into the waste basket."
"Jokes What kind of bees make milk"
"date: and then after traveling to Iceland I decided to get my MBA me: date: me: I went to Arby's 7 times yesterday"