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Joke of the Day

"What if that guy just found a mountain that looked like those presidents and then told everyone he carved it?"

"What do Donald trump and the Internet have in common? They're two of the worlds most powerful tools."

"Everyone has these expansive bucket lists Mine is a little pail in comparison"

"You shouldn't kiss someone on January 1st It's the first date"

"Who is Donald Trump's favorite action star? Sylvester Small-Loan"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick into my girlfriend's ass."

"A bathroom scale that when you stand on it just says ""Your body is but a point in space; your life, a differential of time."""

"When people post statuses like ""Don't text or call me! Bad mood!"" Um, no one was ever going text/call you in the first place. Just saying'"

"A joke from my 5 year old brother... Q: What has four legs but doesn't move? A: A statue of a dog!"

"What do you call two black men on a videotape? Evidence."