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Joke of the Day

"""Damn girl are you?"" -Existentialist pick-up line"

"The cost of living has now gotten so bad... ...that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries."

"""Mommy, what's a butterfly?"" ""When a girl loves many boys in a short time during college, she gets a tattoo reminder for her future husband"""

"What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much? Musl'im"

"I'm starting to think I'm going to be that guy that dies while Googling 'symptoms of a heart attack'."

"Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much? she hits women"

"Congratulations r/jokes on being the most eco-friendly subreddit! 95% of your material is recycled! (Love you guys <3 )"

"Little Johnny strikes again The teacher came up to johnny's desk and asked can you tell me what seperates you from a monkey. Johnny said with confidence ""the desk""."

"Ryan had to go potty real bad, but the door to the potty was Lochte."

"Roses are red, violets are blue.... does this rag smell like chloroform to you? ,"