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Joke of the Day
"Wow my pants are really loose today *skips to the nearest vending machine*"
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"What do you call four Mexicans drowning? Cuatro sinko"
"Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning? He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word."
"Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !"
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"The phrase ""Tricky Dick"" refers to both former President Richard Nixon and penis puppeteer Rich Handey. Be specific in your usage."
"I think Hitler was gay. After all, he sure loved licking the poles."
"Psychic: *rubbing temples* You want to know if your wife's trying to murder you Me: How'd you know? P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good"
"How do pianists remember which groceries to buy? They use a Chopin Liszt!"
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