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Joke of the Day

"A set of jump leads walk into a bar... The barman looks at them, and says, ""Alright, I'll serve you, just don't start anything."""

"What do you call a castrated German? A Munich"

"My roommate told me my clothes look gay. I told him to have some respect. They just came out of the closet."

"What comes after a 69?"

"If women can do anything men can do... how come they haven't oppressed an entire gender?"

"""Fucking hell, I've only been in prison a short while and look how much my grass has grown. ""Stop dicking around, Oscar, put your legs back on."""

"Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph? ...because he's too short to be called an essay."

"How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb? None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw."

"Everybody made fun of how I lost a race to the fat kid in school. If only my wheelchair was faster."

"What's the best way to organize your cakes, muffins, and hamburger buns? Alphabreadically!"