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Joke of the Day

"Who was the knight that invented the round table? Sir Cumference. (via friend who got this from a street performance group in the England area of Epcot)"

"A plane full of lawyers die in a crash. thats the joke."

"What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes? Remorse code"

"Mechanic: that's gonna cost $2000 Me: how much? Mechanic: $3000 Me: what did you say before that Mechanic: I said ""that's gonna cost"""

"So a man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap The psychiatrist looks up at him and says "" I can clearly see your nuts"""

"What's the difference between Paul walker and my PC? I give a shit when my PC crashes."

"Word of advice: dont bother buying toilet paper marketed under the name of Chuck Norris... It's rough, tough, and doesn't take shit from anyone."

"Damn girl, are you the Employee of the Month? 'Cause you sure do suck a lot of dick."

"A drug addict died in his sleep... I guess he overdozed."

"The best thing about hand sanitiser is that when you put it on, it looks like you are plotting to take over the world."