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Joke of the Day
"I met a girl with 12 nipples today... Sounds fun. Dozen Tit?"
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"""She's got legs. She knows how to use them."" ""So she's ambulatory then?"" ""... I guess?"" ""And is that really all you're looking for?"""
"What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes? -An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes? -A retirement home."
"Why should you never date an atom? The split is gonna be explosive"
"Don't cut out part of your day to throw out clocks! It's a waste of time!"
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"John Cena woke up in the hospital John Cena woke up in the hospital with no idea of what was going on. The nurse walked in and he asked ""Where am I?"" She responded ""ICU"" He said ""No you don't."""
"Here at Smith Blarney cremation service we make money the old-fashioned way We urn it."
"This Just In For News A man apparently, we assume, was black, and we assume, was shot, and we assume, by a police officer. More details, we assume, later."
"When Vladimir Putin left his home as a teenager he told his dad: ""You are now the man of the house."""