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Joke of the Day
"It's impossible to say ""mesh"" without sounding like Sean Connery... Also you just tried it."
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"What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo? He got turd degree burns."
"I ran out of toothpaste recently So I've resorted to brushing with soap. It's pretty gross, but on the plus side I've really cut back on my swearing."
"Just been watching the Olympic ladies beach volleyball and there's already been a wrist injury. But I should be okay by Monday."
"Relationships are like fat people... Most of them don't work out."
"A little haiku about finals. I am really fucked. Where did the semester go? Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"
"how many Pittsburgh Steelers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just talk about how good the last six were"
"Trump for President 2016 Right, guys?"
"Late Night Murder What did the killer say after murdering the talk show host? ""Badam Tish"""
"Did you hear about the man who choked on an issue of The Guardian after learning about his brothers passing? He found the news hard to swallow."