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Joke of the Day
"It's impossible to say ""mesh"" without sounding like Sean Connery... Also you just tried it."
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"(Business) Mike: It's a sled. I call it the Mikesled. Bob: I have a better idea."
"Why can't melons get married? Because they cantaloupe."
"""I'm not racist, but,"" -Racists"
"Baby momma drama doesn't exist in the middle east.... Baby Bomba drama however"
"What do you call two black men on a videotape? Evidence."
"Do you know what 8/10 redditors say they hate the most? The answer might surprise you... ..clickbait."
"Dear millionaires, If you don't have a bookcase that spins into a secret room then give your money to me because you're spending it wrong."
"Last winter we had really bad snow, I rung my boy for some weed and when he answered he said ""sorry bro I just can't deal with this weather"""
"Why did everyone love the mushroom at the party? He was a fungi."