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Joke of the Day

"How do moms from West Virginia know when their daughters start their period? Their son's dick starts tasting like blood"

"Asians are so bad at driving That I think Pearl harbour was an accident."

"Why do melons tend to have large weddings? They cantaloupe"

"Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake."

"Trying anal is like Washing dry hands with wet soap... ...it doesn't feel the same, but its getting the same job done..."

"Remember when you were a kid and used to blow Bubbles? Well, Bubbles is back in town and he's looking for your number."

"I slipped on some black ice yesterday. At first I thought it was regular ice, but when I got back on my feet, I noticed my wallet was gone."

"are u nervous? do u hav nerves? dont wory. just take a deep breath. BUT NOT TOO DEEP!!! dont want ur lungs to pop. dont want that to hapen"

"You know what they say about living on Navy ships? It has its ups and downs."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Mayweather won"